Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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