i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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