how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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