I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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