Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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