Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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