One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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