On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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