no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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