worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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