He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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