i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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