gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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