Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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