thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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