Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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