If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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