We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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