Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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I just want to make out with him forever
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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