Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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