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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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