She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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