when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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