would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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