her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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