K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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