Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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