whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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