We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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