I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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