Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
do nipples grow back?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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