YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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