So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Randomize