Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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