Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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