Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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