He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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