singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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