I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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