: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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