evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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