Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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