Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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