she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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