VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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