Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
the condom got lost in my hair
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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