Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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