just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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