lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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