I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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